英語短笑話分享！英語笑話能讓乏味無趣的生活更加更詼諧和有趣，也讓孩子們情緒能夠有效的放松，課堂充滿活力。給大家分享幾個簡單有趣的英語短笑話：

1、很短的英語小笑話

繩子還是公牛? Rope or Ox?

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."

"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"

"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."

在監(jiān)獄里，一個人問新來的犯人為什么被關(guān)進來。新來的犯人回答說：“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”

“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊!”“我告訴過你我倒霉了吧?”那個人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”

2、很短的英語小笑話

你爸爸幫你了嗎? Did your dad help you?One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”

“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

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